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Monday, June 11, 2007

So, I just got back from the junket. Here’s the gist:

The movie, Evan Almighty, turns out to be a kid’s movie, and boring, unless you’re a kid.

Beverly Hills and West Hollywood turn out to be very dirty, like El Castillo.

The Four Seasons turns out to make very good rack of lamb and very large desserts.

The concierge at The Four Seasons will do most things you ask him to do. For example, he will bring a cigar to your room if you ask. But only once. The second time he gets angry.

The Universal Back Lot turns out to be in front.

The movie’s director, Tom Shadyac (also of Ace Ventura), turns out to believe God “animates the table and is the table.”

The girl from Gilmore Girls, Lauren Graham, turns out to hate questions like, “What would God think about this movie?”

Wanda Sykes, it turns out, likes to curse.

Steve Carell, it turns out, picked up a piece of trash on the ground the other day and hopes God remembers that.

John Cusack, it turned out, was staying in the same hotel for the 1408 junket, and will not smile at you when you leer at him.

Junkets, it turns out, are boring.

Harrison, it turns out, will never attend another one.
Comments:
That is the beauty of a Universal Back Lot, it can be used anywhere - the front, side, or back.

So God is a table that animates itself? Then Morgan Feeman is one heck of an actor.
 
So Microsoft will be selling God in time for Christmas?
 
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